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"I’m Jeff. Get the fuck out of my house. No — no, I don’t care if you’re ‘not like the other girls’. Get the fuck out. Get — go — leave, before I fucking lose it. Jesus fucking Christ. Do you — do you have the attention span of a starfish?"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) : relationship status?
ಠ_ಠ: what is your biggest pet peeve?
(ಥ_ಥ): finish this: i hate it when...
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ: what is your favorite animal?
(☞゚ヮ゚)☞ ☜(゚ヮ゚☜): who is someone you can tell everything to?
(づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ: are you a hugger?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ: besides tumblr, do you have any other social media?
﴾͡๏̯͡๏﴿?: how old are you?
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻: what are your thoughts on school?
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ): favorite tv show?
(ง'̀-'́)ง: are you okay?
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*: ・゚✧: sexual orientation?
┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴: are you a people person or a loner?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ): do you have any siblings?
ಠ╭╮ಠ: have you ever self harmed?
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ: have you ever been in love?
(☞゚∀゚)☞: would you rather be hugged by a bunny or kissed by a doe?
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻: how do you let your anger out?
ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ: are you active?
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪: what are your favorite band(s)/artist(s)?
(╯°□°)╯︵(\ .o.)\: who is your least favorite person?
♥‿♥: tell us about your crush!
◔̯◔: what time is it?
◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?
◔ ⌣ ◔: are you a virgin?
darkcooks sent:

((Well imma start)) It was a quite silent evening. Everybody was going home from work. The people were getting robots. Work. Home. Sleep. Everyday. But one girl wasn't like that. She was outside. Taking a walk in the forest, resting from everything. But while she was walking a few water drop came down from the sky. She spotted a house which she assumed it was empty so she quickly ran there and opened the door and went inside. Looking around at the hallway "hello....? Anybody there ? (Sry i tried

It was around seven-thirty in the evening when Jeff heard the door swing open.  Quickly, he rushed over, ambling toward the sound and stopping dead in his tracks upon seeing a complete stranger standing in his doorway.  He always locked it—could he have forgotten?  He shot the girl a skeptical glare and took a step forward, eyes never leaving her.  

"Who are you and what do you want?" He asked, flipping the lightswitch on the wall to illuminate the area.

Anonymous sent:

how tall are you

I’m 6’ 2”.

azraelnicotine sent:

[Text - Ben] Who said that gives him the right to get like fifty feet tall

azraelnicotine sent:

[Text - Ben] Tell him to stop growing [Text - Ben] I used to be the tallest

asking-aproxywithtics sent:

"Ice Bucket"


azraelnicotine sent:

[Text - Ben] Why the fuck is your boyfriend like fifty feet tall all of a sudden [Text - Ben] I swear to god we woke up this morning and told him to come over and he gained like ten inches in height

Anonymous sent:

do you listen to Bowling for soup

Sometimes, yeah; why?

Anonymous sent:

what type of music do listen to

A lot of 80s stuff; I kinda lost touch with today’s stuff around 2006.

Anonymous sent:

You really like her ?))

I’m sorry?]]