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"I’m Jeff. Get the fuck out of my house. No — no, I don’t care if you’re ‘not like the other girls’. Get the fuck out. Get — go — leave, before I fucking lose it. Jesus fucking Christ. Do you — do you have the attention span of a starfish?"

(Source: killllua)

Come On, You Can Do This [RP WITH inbetweenheavenandhellwereign]

inbetweenheavenandhellwereign:

the-real-jeff:

Jeff rolled his eyes, grinning and replying after a moment with, “Depends on what you mean by unpopulated.  We need to stay someplace populated enough to where we can get gas, and food, and things like that.”

"A place we could go where we wouldn’t attract a lot of attention, I doubt this will come easily and Id assume if anyone saw us testing theyd call the police." Tomoya says carefully watching the road as Sam lazily strolls over and scratches the side of Jeffs chair.

"Well…"  Jeff shrugged, thinking for a moment.  "I stayed in the woods in Michigan for a couple’a months when I was about fourteen without getting caught.  We could park in town somewhere and then go to the forest to test; go back to the van when we’re done; we just need to cross through Indiana."  He blinked down at Sam, holding a hand out for the cat to smell before pulling him into his lap, wanting to keep him out of Tomoya’s way.

Come On, You Can Do This [RP WITH inbetweenheavenandhellwereign]

inbetweenheavenandhellwereign:

"So were just… Dust in the wind?" Tomoya asks with a huge grin on his face as looks over to Jeff. "Do you know where the closest area that isnt too populated is?"

Jeff rolled his eyes, grinning and replying after a moment with, “Depends on what you mean by unpopulated.  We need to stay someplace populated enough to where we can get gas, and food, and things like that.”

(Source: the-real-jeff)

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#yas

surroundedbyknives:

Artist: Funkitty

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Come On, You Can Do This [RP WITH inbetweenheavenandhellwereign]

inbetweenheavenandhellwereign:

the-real-jeff:

Jeff rolled his eyes, but smirked, singing along with the entirety of the song until the station went to commercial.  When it was over, he looked to Tomoya, shaking his head.  ”Can’t believe you didn’t sing along with me, bruh.”

"I cant believe you actually sang the whole thing, well I know where our first stop is. American Idol auditons." Tomoya says with a chuckle and slightly shakes his head, turning onto the interstate he speeds up a little to match the flow of traffic. "So are we just going to go certain places or are we just Forrest Gumping it?"

"Well, I see it like this," Jeff explained, gesturing to his bag in the back.  "We got nowhere to be in particular, we got a van to sleep in, and I got a sketchbook’s worth of personalized, hand-drawn maps of cities all over the country.  We can go wherever the wind takes us."

Come On, You Can Do This [RP WITH inbetweenheavenandhellwereign]

inbetweenheavenandhellwereign:

"Im going to let you do your thing while I drive." He says chuckling and shakes his head as Sam lets out a confused meow due to the noise that had awoken him.

Jeff rolled his eyes, but smirked, singing along with the entirety of the song until the station went to commercial.  When it was over, he looked to Tomoya, shaking his head.  ”Can’t believe you didn’t sing along with me, bruh.”

(Source: the-real-jeff)

azraelnicotine sent:

Chemical followed closely, swallowing and smiling softly at Cynder.

Jeff grinned as they started for the elevator after locking the door back, pressing the button when they’d reached it.  ”Hope everything’ okay.”

nickean sent:

Hey jeff why are you so beautiful i really think you are but why i just can't figure it out

Every time someone sends me shit like this, it’s another week without anon.

myfairdemigoddess:

ITS TRANSPARENT HELP

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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*