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"I’m Jeff. Get the fuck out of my house. No — no, I don’t care if you’re ‘not like the other girls’. Get the fuck out. Get — go — leave, before I fucking lose it. Jesus fucking Christ. Do you — do you have the attention span of a starfish?"

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lolsofunny:

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koteddo:

My sister invited a bunch of friends and there isn’t enough place in her room so they just gathered on my bed………………………………

update
I joined the party


NEVER MIND THEY ARE BACK TO TALK ABOUT BOYS AND MAKE-UP

(lol here!)

WHAT NO DON’T LOL THERE THIS POST IS MINE

jemical sent:

i have twizzlers do u want one

What’d you do to get them?  Sell your kidney on the black market?

Send me a symbol for my muse!

mindoverpsychic:

✗ - Worst injuries they’ve ever gotten

✿ - What flower(s) best represent them

✺ - Most difficult thing they’ve done

☾- What thoughts keep them up at night

✔ - Something they would love to try

♡ - What comforts them when they’re scared/upset?

✍ - If they could rewrite a memory, which one would they rewrite, and why?

☄ - If they could have any power, what would it be, any why?

∞ - Would they choose immortality if given the choice, why or why not?

tags:
#ABOUT ME
#ABOUT
#ME

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

tags:
#ABOUT ME

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

Anonymous sent:

Hi Jeff. Has a kid ever followed you? Like it he or she followed cause they thought you were cool looking or just curious about you or just plain lost?

I don’t let people follow me; it happened once, and didn’t work out.  Since then, I’ve gone on my own, until not even two years ago.

Anonymous sent:

Hi Jeff. I know this is a silly question but do you know how to swim?

Of course.  Pretty well, too, but I tend to try and stay on solid ground as much as possible. 

xxxbigfootxxx sent:

If you had the chance to go back to the way things were bofor you became what you are now would you take it

You mean back to being a kid?  I’m not sure.  It’s such a loaded question; I’d lose everything I have now if I changed anything about what happened.

Anonymous sent:

Haha. Gay. You are gay. Very gay.

Oh no, I hope my literal boyfriend doesn’t find out.

I’m bi, though, not gay.