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Ask the Real Jeff the Killer
"I’m Jeff. Get the fuck out of my house. No — no, I don’t care if you’re ‘not like the other girls’. Get the fuck out. Get — go — leave, before I fucking lose it. Jesus fucking Christ. Do you — do you have the attention span of a starfish?"

titansbooty:

Hey yo my voice

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SWEAR TO GOD, RYAN.

Anonymous sent:

hi, I'm just a curious anon because I haven't been on lately, why was anon shut off in the first place?

Because people don’t know when to stop acting like idiots.

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*war flashbacks*

ghostninetales sent:

Massive dongs

Don’t.

Anonymous sent:

i smell like beef i smell like beef i smell like

Anon has been on for twenty or so minutes; why are you guys constantly screwing it up? 

shtrawburry sent:

jeff.. want some pizza? the tomato sauce is fresh....

I’m good.

What did the tomatoes do?

Jeff has girlfriend: I'm straight
Jeff meets Chemical: I'm straight
Jeff gets shipped with Chemical: No stop
Jeff breaks up with girlfriend: I'm str--
Jeff dates Chemical: I'm still stra--
Jeff fucks Chemical: I'M--
Jeff has a child with Chemical: Yeah guys I'm bi
dittothedildo sent:

STUPID MOTHERFUCKING TEACHER BITCH WITH NO NIPPLES BITCH

NO NIPPLE-HAVIN’ ASS BITCH.

Anonymous sent:

I told you to say TWO cuss words

You said 76 of them.